I’m Bryce. I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.Tumblr (3.0; @criminybryce)http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/<p>I lived, by the way. But man, that storm was bad news.</p>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50964854441http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50964854441Mon, 20 May 2013 22:40:01 -0500<p>I&#8217;m sending this from a closet in my apartment, because there are some tornadoes in my city.</p> <p>If this is my last post, I just want all my followers to work together to get Amy Poehler to speak at my funeral. Thank.</p>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50928337204http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50928337204Mon, 20 May 2013 15:02:35 -0500<p>I&#8217;ve had a terrible week, but I just watched SNL. And I&#8217;m unable.<br/> I sobbed and choked and was born again.</p>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50888165406http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50888165406Mon, 20 May 2013 00:32:55 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d404c98132d59a85bc055d4dc6cbc9a/tumblr_mmy8iyNHQk1sronxko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ced72944e749c062b59fbb6eea39d1f9/tumblr_mmy8iyNHQk1sronxko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50705240041http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50705240041Fri, 17 May 2013 23:20:41 -0500but like this slayed me thothe office<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/36c550ecfa14e82cc344dbde21de65cc/tumblr_mmtivooell1qajca9o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d581eff28a96959664b38062c96dcfb4/tumblr_mmtivooell1qajca9o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://m0ving-pictures.tumblr.com/post/50535683016/tears-streaming-down-my-face-right-now" target="_blank">m0ving-pictures</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>tears streaming down my face right now</p> </blockquote>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50543645080http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50543645080Wed, 15 May 2013 20:39:43 -0500criminyyyyyi'm bawlingi really can'tthe office<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sweetguts.tumblr.com/post/50443234688/almost-15-years-after-its-original-explosion-of" target="_blank">sweetguts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game</p> </blockquote>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50476493921http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50476493921Tue, 14 May 2013 23:32:00 -0500this speaks to mepokemon<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/D1UzmW77F30?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50369160223http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50369160223Mon, 13 May 2013 16:46:30 -0500i meanat least i laughed at the chelsea part right?yeeshplease be goodbrooklyn nine-nine<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bd3f82dc9cbbde9d99199fa80149ada/tumblr_mmkgraNEGL1s00ervo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/adcb1046cc412e04243d7c33c97fc01b/tumblr_mmkgraNEGL1s00ervo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/90dcb9935460cbd01ff4227fb36de8b0/tumblr_mmkgraNEGL1s00ervo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2112f6dc62b45f2a99e6cd725e6fd609/tumblr_mmkgraNEGL1s00ervo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a33780eef5528a691639db70a5d48ab1/tumblr_mmkgraNEGL1s00ervo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82e700da0ad823755efe8d4ac522e70c/tumblr_mmkgraNEGL1s00ervo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50205455045http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50205455045Sat, 11 May 2013 18:39:35 -0500omg why am i actually cryingthe office<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kayC3Ke-yd8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://badafro.tumblr.com/post/50055083631/christmasonthemoon-alfonso-cuarons-gravity" target="_blank">badafro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christmasonthemoon.tumblr.com/post/50054505512/alfonso-cuarons-gravity" target="_blank">christmasonthemoon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Alfonso Cuaron’s <em>Gravity</em></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>OHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD</p> </blockquote>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50068407052http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50068407052Thu, 09 May 2013 23:18:05 -0500ahhh i've been waiting for this trailerand i knew a basic premiseand cuaron is greatgravitybut it's like tbh i don't know if i can see this at the cinemai'm a basic bitch but it's like i'm afraid of heightsusually even on a small screen i'm like panicking watching stuff in space or from an erial viewit's stupid whatever<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/095e1e0c7a659e95c90a10e958b55c09/tumblr_mmjohz1unG1qaussqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50026818357http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/50026818357Thu, 09 May 2013 13:53:59 -0500laughed and cried and everythinggod allie's amazinghyperbole and a half<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/be3b71c3dfb5b6bff71cf66341928776/tumblr_mmgxaeHRqO1r7ufkeo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49991008848http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49991008848Wed, 08 May 2013 23:15:28 -0500iconicspring breakers<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b479f0cbbdcad22fd41012b610058f2a/tumblr_mmij4aUEOS1qaussqo2_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Whatever Tumblr’s version of #FF is: THESE THREE. I love ‘em.</p>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49990059971http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49990059971Wed, 08 May 2013 23:00:00 -0500youngsteroitsvondellceleryandhummus<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0fc0f20f1a2e82babcd9ff20689cd429/tumblr_mmgfk9SWtB1qebseoo1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/12fc21bde5201497dc6ce16be786dc51/tumblr_mmgfk9SWtB1qebseoo2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60fc5be7df2f6790fab0d48aecde331c/tumblr_mmgfk9SWtB1qebseoo4_r1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c0a92b1144f261387a028cc089d942d/tumblr_mmgfk9SWtB1qebseoo3_r1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/802216b0330d66eb761c4364eea4889b/tumblr_mmgfk9SWtB1qebseoo5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7c3d0947b7b5af7aa9c3adefe7de005/tumblr_mmgfk9SWtB1qebseoo6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><strong>Tina Fey</strong> And<strong> Amy Poehler</strong> Fight <strong>Sacha Baron</strong> <strong>Cohen</strong> On ‘Anchorman 2’ Set - May 7, 2013</small></p> </blockquote>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49896865114http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49896865114Tue, 07 May 2013 19:59:50 -0500ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtina feyamy poehleranchorman 2<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a478bcd9472e2deb725980501f16b91c/tumblr_mmdxs7xPDk1qj13p7o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c155de479227f1717e9641af9d3248c9/tumblr_mmdxs7xPDk1qj13p7o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>The first two lines of 30 Rock.</small></p> </blockquote>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49787407209http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49787407209Mon, 06 May 2013 13:24:04 -050030 rockgod this showmiss it already<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A6iGU74CwXuT4XVepjc9Emf&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49730012822http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49730012822Sun, 05 May 2013 18:48:28 -0500musicspotify<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-YjaYzp-zjI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/49702546345/henry-sings-happy-birthday-to-hank-this-will-go" target="_blank">fishingboatproceeds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Henry sings Happy Birthday to Hank. This will go private tonight, but enjoy in the meantime.</p> <p><a href="http://www.kiva.org/invitedto/nerdfighters/by/johngreen" target="_blank">Join us in celebrating Hank’s birthday by making a loan (or several!) through kiva.</a></p> </blockquote> <p>OMG I’M BAWLING.</p>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49703834162http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49703834162Sun, 05 May 2013 13:20:21 -0500like i was sure it would somehow still be a hankrolli wish this could stay up 5everhenry greenhappy birthday hank<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ac234c6204b8e603bc2bcd358f0eba7/tumblr_mm7fuanuGl1ryanbvo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2671eac03c7db7f09917e4eb907cf10/tumblr_mm7fuanuGl1ryanbvo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c1b6de6160d958de18fd9c9cf2dbe94/tumblr_mm7fuanuGl1ryanbvo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49577184245http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49577184245Sat, 04 May 2013 02:21:51 -0500parks and reci love you showandyanni'm also hyperaware of how many people can see this blog nowand i half do not care one bit and half want to retreat into my shell immediately<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b115a25600c7b9e5a2ad4708dbb18f71/tumblr_mm9blrdPgS1qzadjlo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galentines.tumblr.com/post/49569466487/screeching" target="_blank">galentines</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>screeching</em></p> </blockquote> <p>CRIMINYYYYYYYY.</p>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49569587173http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49569587173Fri, 03 May 2013 23:41:25 -0500rettapratt babyyeeeesh<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2fc5a21acfcf4631f759b8f9fabc7c32/tumblr_mlquszBtTh1rqlieoo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99fd900eae0765e620d2f5a918671e46/tumblr_mlquszBtTh1rqlieoo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6e0269971a4f2bb61165e4afdb7faa7/tumblr_mlquszBtTh1rqlieoo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jazzseeksjustice.tumblr.com/post/49217952052/mikalamode-recreationalcannibalism" target="_blank">jazzseeksjustice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mirime-veon.tumblr.com/post/48758162693/recreationalcannibalism-someone-wanted-this" target="_blank">mirime-veon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://recreationalcannibalism.tumblr.com/post/48756507805/someone-wanted-this-rebloggable-and-i-didnt-see" target="_blank">recreationalcannibalism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Someone wanted this rebloggable and I didn’t see til just now. Sorry bout that, love.</p> </blockquote> <p>Thank you so much for this. This post actually changed my view. Thank you!</p> </blockquote> <p>I think this explains it in a way that might help a lot of people understand</p> </blockquote>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49546663499http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49546663499Fri, 03 May 2013 18:25:51 -0500wow yeah very coolimportant stuff<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fefe3a45ca656647a95bec84edaf55b4/tumblr_mm7cywgiOM1qebseoo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3342a5f7d7b9c891fca9a98b2f7b5d2e/tumblr_mm7cywgiOM1qebseoo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d5f5b1ca83706ed3af48126b32be0e6/tumblr_mm7cywgiOM1qebseoo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/243e00781225a15ebc1621675521ae6b/tumblr_mm7cywgiOM1qebseoo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff6c081633d3f88a383c9438547ae47c/tumblr_mm7cywgiOM1qebseoo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/872862bff40d1e23481deebf9a65dd79/tumblr_mm7cywgiOM1qebseoo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49490164236http://criminybryce.tumblr.com/post/49490164236Thu, 02 May 2013 22:53:46 -0500but i'm cryingthese are perfect peopleparks and recamy poehleradam scottben wyattleslie knope